Chapter 85 Apologies

“Kisuke, do you have another set of table and chairs?” Sakura came out of the kitchen while wearing an apron carrying with her the hot pipping food and setting it to the table.

Kisuke took out a table and extra chairs from his inventory and placing it on the space between the dining area and living area.

“You really do have one… You just have everything inside that pocket of yours, don’t you?” Sona was agape with all the random things inside Kisuke’s pocket dimension that he kept putting out for various purposes these past few days.

Tsubaki gave up on thinking about it and just turned to Sakura and following her inside the kitchen, “Please let me help.” Tsubaki tied her hair up into a ponytail.

“Thanks.” Sakura smiled at her and continued readying the dinner.

The first time comers and Akeno were all dumbfounded at how Tsubaki seems to be so familiar with helping out.

Akeno called out to her and asks, “Tsubaki, have you always done this?”

Tsubaki turned around with a wry smile on her face, “Kaichou and I always intrudes and helping out is the least I can do.”

They looked at Sona and turned in the opposite direction.

“Kaichou, you shouldn’t let Fukukaichou work too much.” Kisuke grinned and commented.

“I tried helping out you know!” Sona’s head snapped towards Kisuke direction and defended herself.

“But you’re too clumsy. Even Yoruichi’s paws has more dexterity more than you.” Kisuke’s words were like a sharp knife that went through Sona’s pride.

Sona pouted with a bit of blush on her face and didn’t say anything else.

The rest of the guests are dumbfounded yet again, ‘They’re this close!? That President who’s always frowning can make a face like that!?’

Akeno is in more shock because she knew her since she was young through her best friend and Akeno is pretty sure that only her sister can pull out an expression like that from her, ‘I wonder how Rias would react if she were to see this. Even someone like Sona was able to open up to him with just a few days of interacting…’

After a few moments of silence, Momo and Ruruko looked at each other and then faced Kisuke, “Urahara-san.” “Urahara-senpai.”

Kisuke knew what they’re about to say and put on his deadpan expression while staring at them.

They got nervous at his gaze but they still continued by bowing down, “We’re very sorry for what happened!”

Sona returned to her normal expression and also stared at them. She wanted to punish them but figured that they should apologize first and hear Kisuke’s opinion in this matter. Although Saji, the instigator of all of this, would get at least 500 magical spanks.

Meanwhile, The rest of Sona’s peerage members are in the StuCo room reminiscing what happened earlier. Saji, while staring blankly at the wall, suddenly felt a chill crawl on his back, ‘I’m a dead meat!’

Even though Kisuke isn’t releasing the same pressure earlier, Momo and Ruruko can feel his gaze pressing down on them. They’re probably just overthinking it but can’t help but fear for themselves and their backs are now drenched with cold sweat but they didn’t get up and just waited for him to speak.

Kisuke continued staring at them for a few more seconds before wearing a large smile, “Get up~. I don’t mind it that much~. Although you two easily jumped into conclusions because of your poor observation skills, I still think that your response is very understandable. But I want to say something, if something like that were to happen again, revenge shouldn’t be the first thing in your mind but to revive the downed person.”

They both looked up to him and didn’t know how to respond to a sudden change of mood. He even gave them advice. Although that’s annoying under any circumstances, they really should have tried helping Saji first before confronting him. Both of them sighed in relief and noticed that Sona already have a smile on her face, ‘Why does it feel like she became such a good wife?’ Such thoughts flashed in their minds, including Akeno, but they discarded it as fast as it came.

“Thank you. We’ll remember it.” Momo and Ruruko said at the same time.

They both stepped back and Akeno stepped in with both of her hands in front of her. She has a neutral expression and bowed slightly, “We’re also sorry for what Rias-buchou tried to do. Please do find it inside you to forgive us.”

Without even thinking for a bit, Kisuke instantly replied the moment she finished speaking, “Okay.” He then proceeds to call out to Aika and Koneko who just arrived in the living room, “Yo, Koneko-chan, Aika-chan, both of you look cute today.”

Akeno didn’t feel well after the blatant disregard and gritted her teeth a bit hiding it behind her forced smile.

Sona also furrowed her brows when she noticed this, ‘What is this annoying bastard planning to do again?’

Koneko and Aika didn’t saw Akeno’s expression because her back is facing towards them. Koneko smiled when she heard him and Aika felt incredulous, “Why are you on the attack today? Not that I hate it. Tell me more!”

Ruruko and Momo also noticed this but ignored it as they didn’t want to have anything to do with it and just busied them the playing with the black cat loitering around by carrying it and pressing its soft paws.

Before things get out of control due to awkwardness, Sakura and Tsubaki finished setting up everything on the table and Sakura called out, “Everyone, find a seat. Dinner is ready.”

Sona is the first one who responded by approaching Sakura, “Thank you for the trouble, Sakura-san. But you shouldn’t have prepared anything as we didn’t plan to stay long.”

“It’s fine. And Kisuke already bought everything, and I just had to cook it.” Sakura smiled at her.

“What do you mean? It’s cooking harder rather than shopping for ingredients?” Sona tilted her head in confusion because cooking for her is like formulating very hard magic while shopping is just taking off the items from the shelves.

Sakura’s smile grew bigger and said to her, “Really? Why don’t you ask him.”

Sona turned around and saw Kisuke wearing a very serious expression, “Kaichou, if you want to experience real war, go shop for ingredients for sale with a bunch of housewives.” Kisuke shuddered as he talks about his experience earlier.

‘Is this the same guy who just scared us to death!? He’s scared of the housewives!?’ The newcomers all thought. Even Tsubaki and Sona has similar thoughts. But they truly don’t know the horrors of rush hour sales shopping.

Aika, Koneko and Yoruichi all saw how Kisuke battled the housewives in the past and nodded sagely.