Earth’s Best Gamer

Chapter 68 - Virgin's Pee


Chapter 68: Virgin’s Pee

Originally, although the Heavy Bulldozer Crossbow was astonishingly powerful and the damage it could deal at close range was in no way inferior to large-caliber rounds, blowing up an ordinary creature

was still a bit unrealistic, especially when the Souls’ “zombie mounts” had been enhanced to an astonishing hardness.

However, when the crossbow bolt had been painted with a mixture of Red Pip fruit and Blood Soil, as well as a high-quality “exorcism talisman” drawn by Ji Ye himself, the situation became completely different.

After being hit by the talisman bolt, the “black gas” that provided enhancement to the eagle-shaped monster’s body instantly disintegrated like a sponge encountering a scorching piece of iron. It instantly turned its extremely hard zombie body into a state of “osteoporosis”.

A large amount of black gas emerged from the disintegrated eagle body. It mixed with a ball of green light as it attempted to flee the village.

“Don’t you run!”

An Quan yelled while standing on the wall.

He threw a bottle of “water” at the black gas in the air.

The black gas could dodge typical physical attacks, but it couldn’t do so when faced with the “water”.

Sizzle!

The black gas that was splashed by the “water” immediately produced large amounts of white smoke and a pungent smell!

It was obvious that the liquid that was splashed out by An Quan was not ordinary water or the cold pool water from the Black Serpent’s lair.

It was pee!

Virgin’s pee had sufficient Yang energy and could ward off evil.

In order to gather enough urine, parents in the fort downed water into their children until they cried.

As for whether it was enough, they could only use some adult virgins to make up for it…

Although the slightly unfresh urine alone could not kill the Souls, it was enough to reduce the black gas in the air and expose the precise location of the green ball of light in the middle!

Thud!

Li Qing, who was below, flipped his wrist and shot out a brass bullet engraved with runes from the Black Serpent revolver in his hand. It directly blew up the green light that was trying to escape after being exposed.

Even though part of the reason was because he had spent EXP training in the afternoon, it was enough to show that Li Qing’s marksmanship was extraordinary during his days as a soldier.

As the national champion, Qin Yueyu’s archery skills were in no way inferior.

Whoosh!

An arrow that was exchanged in the afternoon as starter equipment was released from the bowstring. The runes on the arrow lit up as it flew.

In the end, it hit the head of the Siberian Tiger, who had bone fractures in many areas. It had spent a lot of effort to climb up the temple wall with its advantage as a feline.

Boom!

The talisman bolts that were as destructive as bullets instantly blew up the Siberian tiger’s cracked head. The random spiritual flames that erupted caused the Soul inside to be devoured before it could even rush out.

“Left, right… No, go over!”

Shang Yan, who was wearing a black belt-like starter equipment on her head, stood outside the shrine and used her psyche power to control some talismans drawn from the Mandrill’s skin to stick to the zombies’ whose heads peeked above the wall!

There were only two native “heroes” who had yet to participate in the battle.

Lu Zhishen held the Frost Metal Meditation Staff that was also drawn with runes and guarded Ninth Uncle, who had placed the altar at the entrance of the shrine. This was because the key to the entire battle was the array formation controlled by Ninth Uncle!

The two of them did not attack because they wanted to lure the enemy in. After all, it was impossible to really finish off the large number of Souls that were attacking by relying on the perimeter defense!

“Huff…”

As expected, the first line of defense couldn’t hold when the Soul army arrived.

The strong wind extinguished all the torches tied to the walls of Twin Dragon Mount.

At night, losing the ability to see was undoubtedly very dangerous for humans!

“Retreat, abandon the first line of defense!”

With the Heavy Bulldozer Crossbow in his left hand and the Black Serpent Sword in his right, Ji Ye stood at the top of the shrine at the middle of the settlement.

Beside him was a two-meter-tall black soul wolf that seemed to absorb the moonlight in the sky. However, there were no flames in its eyes. This was because only when Ji Ye used his consciousness to control it would the Soul Alpha Wolf show a red fiery state!

“Retreat, retreat! Master called for a retreat!”

Upon hearing Ji Ye’s voice, the soldiers immediately retreated from the top of the wall in a preset order and retreated to the surroundings of the fort’s core.

This was because in the shrine, more than ten candles made from the oil of wild boars were all lit. When an intense cold wind blew, a layer of yellow power of providence would automatically appear. The flame wouldn’t flicker at all, providing enough illumination for the battle!

Whoosh! Whoosh!

After the soldiers left the first line of defense, the Souls who were no longer suppressed immediately surrounded the wall.

A single wall alone would definitely not be able to stop them. After all, even ants that were not intelligent creatures knew how to climb up a wall by stacking themselves!

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

Of course, when these Soul “zombies” climbed up the wall, they were immediately attacked by various willow branches and bronze coin arrows!

Although the light was dimmer than before, it also made the green light in their eyes more conspicuous. As a result, some of the Souls’ core “green light blobs” were directly destroyed by the arrows.

Sizzle! Sizzle…

Apart from that, the talismans drawn by Ninth Uncle’s brown bear fur on the walls also sensed the aura of the Souls and were triggered. White smoke emerged from the claws of the Soul mounts. After climbing up, they fell off!

“Haha, these Souls are really stupid. The experts even said that the alien species are all intelligent species!”

“In this kind of battle, perhaps a Soul of Civilization will be among the Extraordinary-level spoils of war. Then, we can have a hero learn martial arts!”

“Xu Xue, stand in the middle and don’t move. We’ll protect you.”

In the temple area that Ji Ye had instructed earlier in the day, three rookies who had logged in after dying once held crossbows in their hands with excitement.

It seemed that because they were in a species battle, the Souls that died in the battle did not show any changes in their spoils of war. There were also no Honor or EXP notifications.

However, the rewards of such a species battle were definitely much higher than killing monsters, especially when the battle went so smoothly and even triggered a mission. The few of them were already looking forward to the harvest.

“Good luck!”

Xu Xue held the Charm Perfume bottle in her hand tightly. Although she was afraid, she was mostly looking forward to getting the equipment from the three of them after they emerged victorious in battle.

Bam!

At this moment, a section of the wall behind the four people suddenly collapsed. A large amount of shattered rocks scattered in all directions under the intense impact.

Thud!

A rookie was hit by a rock the size of a soccer ball and didn’t even make a sound. His entire head had turned into meat paste.

Roar!

Behind the shattered wall appeared a tiger-like creature that was about five meters long. It had a pair of sharp-looking bone wings and four tasks the thickness of a child’s arm. After it appeared, the cold wind on the ground instantly became much stronger.

After charging into the temple, the tiger-like zombie that looked like a “mecha” lowered its head and looked at Xu Xue with its green eyes. She had snapped her leg because of a piece of debris!


Use arrow keys (or A / D) to PREV/NEXT chapter.

 Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *